Short Story

By popular request here is our story...


The once was a crosseyed child from Nantucket, who was a freak. At least that’s what the villigers said. He had a pet spider named Occifer. It was incredibly large, and had the ability to turn into a pig. Both the boy and his transforming pet enjoyed grunting and dragging their knuckles on the sidewalk as they traveled the town.
One day as they were running after a green ice cream truck which was inhabited by an old bum, and invisible bear appeared and attacked them. Then, as the two lie bleeding and unconscious on the sidewalk, the bear turned and ate the old bum in the ice cream truck and washed him down with all the ice cream in the truck. Then the game ranger came and tranquilized the bear, causing the bear to throw back up all the ice cream and the old bum. Then the old man, furious with the state he had been in, strode up to the bear and with one massive chomp, swallowed the bear whole. Then he burped the ABC’s which caused the crosseyed boy and his transforming pet to awaken from their formerly unconscious state.
Angered by being awakened the pig/spider rushed towards the old man in a fury and ate him whole. Then the little boy and the pig noticed that the game ranger had scene all of this and was unsure of who he needed to arrest. Should he arrest the bear? What about the old bum? Should this transforming creature be arrested as well? Was anyone really at fault here? And before the game ranger could make a decision he looked to notice the crosseyed boy and his pet, both of whom popped a mentos in their mouth and shrugged causing the ranger to laugh and forget the whole incident. Then the boy and his pet drank a soda and exploded.


THE END